Back Up The Waaaaahmbulance

Look, I recognize it was a tough loss. I was just about throwing my remote through the TV screen during much of that fourth quarter. But I'm Joe Nobody at home watching a game, and you are the head coach and defensive coordinator of a major NCAA football program, so this isn't just embarrassing, it's plain sad:

“You should be ashamed to accept that trophy!” the NU defensive coordinator yelled, pointing at the Longhorns.

“BCS!” Pelini said as he entered the locker room. “That's why they make that call!”

“I want an explanation!” Pelini yelled outside his locker room.

From outside the doors, one word could be heard loudest: “Cheaters!”

Beebe suggested he and Pelini talk in private. They walked into a quiet area near some shiny SUVs, 100 feet from anyone else. Yet Bo and the occasional curse word could still be heard.

Suck it up, losers. Mack Brown complained mightily when we got screwed over last year, but I don't recall him soiling his diapers while throwing a massive tantrum.

Well, Yeah

Once you see it, it's obvious. Why haven't I seen this already?



An electrical outlet with built-in USB charging jacks.

I'll Proudly Serve...

...as the new Congressman representing the proud folks in the 91st Congressional District of the Great State of Texas.

What? There aren't that many districts in Texas?

Better let Obama know.

Not only that, but these geniuses are claiming that $57000 of stimulus money managed to create - sorry, save or create - thirty jobs? Wow - glad we aren't still complaining about the "Bush Recovery" only creating low paying "McJobs".

And these are the brain surgeons some want to put in charge of health care?

Thanks For Nothing, Kay

Here I was actually looking forward to voting for governor next year. Not so much that I would be (likely) voting for Rick Perry, but I would get a chance to help send Kay Bailey Hutchinson back into private life. And hopefully get an actual conservative into that seat.

Instead, it looks like she's already decided that she's toast in the primary race, because she isn't going to resign her senate seat during the campaign after all.

Just wonderful. Now I get to vote for Rick Perry for nothing.

Don't Send A Boy...

So the Motorola Droid phone that's been talking so tough on TV about how it does everything the iPhone doesn't only has 256MB of storage for apps?

This is the latest mighty "iPhone Killer"?

Yeah, I'm sure Steve is shaking in his boots.

This Better Be A Prank

April Fool's....in November?



The OpenOffice mouse.

Movie Review: Hell Ride

Keeping this one short. I haven't seen a movie trying so hard and failing to be a Tarantino film in my life. You've gotta really, really be in the mood to see this kind of preening trash, and I sure wasn't. One star, and that's just because I don't go to zero.