Monday, January 29, 2007

Check Your Calendar, Genius

Saw one of these on a car today:








No
. I know the 2008 race is starting way too early (it's starting to look like the NBA finals for now), but I'm pretty sure we won't be seeing this rocket scientist in the White House in 2007.

And not in 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Not even in John Conyers' wildest dreams.

Why? Aside from the fact that Bush and Cheney are not going to be impeached (sorry, Austin), there's no way the Democrats get a woman in the White House - unless that woman is named Hillary Rodham Clinton. If someone else even got a sniff of being the first woman president, Hillary's Elite Ninja Squad would immediately be dispatched to, err, fix the problem.

(And of course, the car with this sticker satified the Law Of The Bumper Sticker Party - more than two political stickers on a car = a liberal. Double points for one of those pretentious white-text-on-black-background stickers. Nobody cares, moron - just drive your car and get out of my way.)

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