Monday, January 29, 2007

Morning Constitutional II

We had a strong competitor for today's Morning Constitutional on C-SPAN this morning. Some guy called up to explain how he had to drop out of college because Reagan cut student loans in order to pay off his military-industrial complex friends - even though the Cold War was already over. (Hmmmm...I'm beginning to think there may be another reason he didn't finish college.) His call then transitioned into further conspiracy theories involving Cheney, Prescott Bush, the Project For A New Millennium [sic], etc., etc. (Sounds like he might have a future as a college professor, though.)

This rant just got too long to be a true Morning Constitutional entry. Fortunately, KLBJ's own Senior Sergeant Sam Cox came through, dropping this gem in as part of a larger rant about some Round Rock ISD program:
That's a stretch in every sense of the word.

When I heard that, my jaw hit the floor. Literally.

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