Monday, May 14, 2007

Customer Service Tips

Dear Wal-Mart cashier,

When I showed up in your line, you might have noticed that I pulled the fire ant killer from the bottom shelf of my cart, separate from the food. Yes, probably overkill (so to speak), but no sense in taking chances, right?

You might also have noticed I put the pesticide as the last item on the belt, where it was obvious to the eye, and easily separated from the groceries.

Now...I bring all this up, so that I can ask you an obvious question...

why in the world would you then put the fire ant killer in the same bag as my salad?


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